Old Writings

Old Writings

• Trading Spaces
  What it would be like if Marc and I went on the show.
• Age
  I am getting old. Here are the signs.
• Fish...and...Eating
  Just a couple of unrelated topics..
• Swimming Lady
  Yep. That's me.
• Witches Stand
  My views on the whole Pledge of Allegiance thing..
• Oxymoron, Part 2: "Good"Will
  First "Best"Buy now "Good"Will.
• Star Wars, Episode II
  My review of the movie.
• Road Rage
  Stupid 5pm traffic. You'd think I didn't work in the very next town over by the amount of time it takes me to get home.
• We Met (by Debbie)
  Marc got to tell his story so I wanted to tell mine.
• Target Tirade
  This isn't funny, but it's true.
• World of Shoes
  I finally found good customer service
• My Mom is Officially Offensive
  My work has hired robots to call my mom (yes, MY mom) offensive.
• Dishonesty in Advertisting
  Watch me be cranky and complain a lot.
• Volleyball
  P.E. was a horrible, horrible thing.
• Perfect Pancake Maker
  Stupid commercials.
• Sims
  The Sims computer game threatens to take over my life. UPDATE: My Sims now have a hula lamp, complete with gyrating hips, and a new pet hampster.
• Lost
  Bad sense of direction.
• Paranoia
  Every company I do business with is out to get me.
• Things About Me You Probably Didn't Know
  Just a random list.
• Lines in Neon
  Stuff happens.
• The Need for Speed, Part 2, alternately titled, "AOL and Pacific Bell are Horrid Bloodsucking Monsters"
  Why we no longer write to Debbie at her AOL email address and instead use a new one.
• Mind Control
  How infomercials have taken over my life. Well, really just my legs.
• Tradition
  Thanksgiving and Christmas tradition. It's hard to put to words.
• We Met
  Written by Marc Mascot. Read how Marc and I met and his view of falling in love. Mine's pretty much the same, but with more irritation, because he didn't read ANY of my subtle signs that I liked him and it finally took the bluntness of our friend Masashi. :)
• What's for Breakfast?
  Written by Marilyn Coner. A cute story about Todd.
• The Butcher
  A trip to the grocery store. And revisiting an old Simpson's episode.
• Conner and JD
  Written by Rick Conner! See? It's not just me who enjoys writing! Send me your writings to share.
• Terrorism
  I wrote this the day after the September 11, 2001 bombings of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
• Goats
  Read a little about our trip to the State Fair.
• San Francisco Vacation, Part 1 ("Hotel, Coffee and Art")
  Read Part One of our weekend in San Francisco, April (May?) 2001
• San Francisco Vacation, Part 2 ("Church, Dead People and Protein")
  Read Part Two of our weekend in San Francisco, April (May?) 2001
• San Francisco Vacation, Part 3 ("If You Take The Picture, Pleas Give 50 Cents")
  Read Part Three of our weekend in San Francisco, April (May?) 2001
• Creepy, Wiggly Snakes
  A childhood story about snakes.
• The Need for Speed
  My quest for high speed internet access.
• Mrs. Dr. Knickerbocker
  My 8th grade autobiographical dreams. Sometimes reality is way better than fiction.
• Yard Duty Scientist Church
  A trip to church with a friend takes a turn for the scary. Not for us, but for the hosts.
• The Heat
  Boy, howdy, it's hot!
• Little Friends
  Tiny friends teach us what it's like to entertain.
• The Last Days
  Nothing matches the feeling of the last day of school.
• Laura and Her Little House
  Little House on the Prairie reunion memories..
• Routines
  My morning routine.
• My Nana
  Stories of Nana.
• Vitamins and Caffeine
  This is what happens when you mix calcium and caffeine. Lots of rambling.