Update to Charlotte: Signa now uses Indiana Jones' whip as a leash and leads Charlotte around the house with it...

William, with his arms held out to me, said, "Momma, may I please have some up?"

Marc and Tori took Signa to the comic book convention in SF yesterday (Wondercon, I think it's called). There were literally thousands of items for Signa to choose from and she had $50 from birthday money to spend. What did she buy?

Out of all those items to choose from?

This.

It's name is Charlotte. Yes, it's sperm. And no, she doesn't know what it is except that it's tadpole/worm-like so she likes it.

And her other front tooth JUST came out. Much blood (Signa) and tears (me). Now everyone is too excited to go to sleep.